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i'm not actually a cat you know
[ not that he doesn't get weird inklings and urges ever since those ears popped on his head, but — it's not like he's going to openly admit to it. ]
if i was a cat i wouldn't be able to write back
or take your quiz
[ is he being tested? ]
why would i rub on your leg that's weird
[ not that he doesn't get weird inklings and urges ever since those ears popped on his head, but — it's not like he's going to openly admit to it. ]
if i was a cat i wouldn't be able to write back
or take your quiz
[ is he being tested? ]
why would i rub on your leg that's weird
it's only ears
i didn't grow claws or a tail
[ never mind that he still did grow those ears. or something. he doesn't know how it happened, and he doesn't want to know. don't look at him. ]
yeah cats would i guess
but i'm a person
i'm not going to rub on your rub when i want something
i didn't grow claws or a tail
[ never mind that he still did grow those ears. or something. he doesn't know how it happened, and he doesn't want to know. don't look at him. ]
yeah cats would i guess
but i'm a person
i'm not going to rub on your rub when i want something
to each other? i guess so
[ is that what she's talking about?
but — geez, she's not wrong, but does she need to call him out on that? ]
i think rubbing on anyone for tuna is exclusive to felines
[ rubbing for other things, that's — not a direction he's going to steer this conversation. ]
but no i'm not grooming myself or spitting up hairballs if you're trying to take a survey on my cat hobbies or something
[ is that what she's talking about?
but — geez, she's not wrong, but does she need to call him out on that? ]
i think rubbing on anyone for tuna is exclusive to felines
[ rubbing for other things, that's — not a direction he's going to steer this conversation. ]
but no i'm not grooming myself or spitting up hairballs if you're trying to take a survey on my cat hobbies or something
( she absolutely has to. )
I'm trying to figure out which of the four people I know and can relatively stand ( *not care about ) I should be worried about. I'm glad you're okay, other than some cosmetic changes.
Would you tell anyone if you weren't?
I'm trying to figure out which of the four people I know and can relatively stand ( *not care about ) I should be worried about. I'm glad you're okay, other than some cosmetic changes.
Would you tell anyone if you weren't?
[ reality altering isn't really the kind of thing that's in his experience, so that's a big thought to process. ]
yeah but for that they could just send their swamp zombie army back out
besides i think they mostly want us to have sex not kill us
[ blunt, but — never mind the aforementioned swamp zombies. but even the robots were trying to fight those off. somehow, he's not even sure them showing up was on purpose. ]
yeah but for that they could just send their swamp zombie army back out
besides i think they mostly want us to have sex not kill us
[ blunt, but — never mind the aforementioned swamp zombies. but even the robots were trying to fight those off. somehow, he's not even sure them showing up was on purpose. ]
Relax. I didn't think you meant the robots were rooting for the two of us to get naked together.
( william isn't here to tell her to be a person and not a gremlin, so no, she doesn't let it go like she should. secondhand embarrassment, what's that? )
Swamp zombie army?
( william isn't here to tell her to be a person and not a gremlin, so no, she doesn't let it go like she should. secondhand embarrassment, what's that? )
Swamp zombie army?
right obviously
[ because, duh, of course. who would even be thinking that's even a slight possibility anyway? he sure isn't. ]
i think it was right before you showed up
these water zombies came out of the beach along with a giant tentacle monster thing
couldn't even kill them with regular bullets but they just headed to the hospital and knocked it down
that's why it's been in repair lately
and then they just disappeared
[ because, duh, of course. who would even be thinking that's even a slight possibility anyway? he sure isn't. ]
i think it was right before you showed up
these water zombies came out of the beach along with a giant tentacle monster thing
couldn't even kill them with regular bullets but they just headed to the hospital and knocked it down
that's why it's been in repair lately
and then they just disappeared
[ shoot, he was supposed to be trying to make her less paranoid, wasn't he? he does a great job at this. ]
well they're gone now
a bunch of their treasure had shown up on the beach and i think they just got mad or something when people tried to take it
that's what i heard
people turned out fine though
i tripped and twisted my ankle
[ which ... he realizes retroactively sounds pretty pathetic. ]
they knocked me down
cause they were really strong
[ smooth. ]
well they're gone now
a bunch of their treasure had shown up on the beach and i think they just got mad or something when people tried to take it
that's what i heard
people turned out fine though
i tripped and twisted my ankle
[ which ... he realizes retroactively sounds pretty pathetic. ]
they knocked me down
cause they were really strong
[ smooth. ]
I'd be pissed if a bunch of freeloaders robbed me.
( would she knock a building down in retribution? maybe. don't knock it until you try it. )
You got off lucky with a twisted ankle. It sounds like they could have turned you into roadkill. ( you know.... if they did, in fact, push him down. hmmmmm!!! ) Thank god they missed the face.
( would she knock a building down in retribution? maybe. don't knock it until you try it. )
You got off lucky with a twisted ankle. It sounds like they could have turned you into roadkill. ( you know.... if they did, in fact, push him down. hmmmmm!!! ) Thank god they missed the face.
well yeah
guy's a pretty big jerk though
[ sometimes it's hard whether or not to classify murphy as a "friend" considering their very complicated history, but they've traveled so long, on and off, it's hard not to these days.
it's not like 10k doesn't give him crap back. ]
they aren't as nice as you are
guy's a pretty big jerk though
[ sometimes it's hard whether or not to classify murphy as a "friend" considering their very complicated history, but they've traveled so long, on and off, it's hard not to these days.
it's not like 10k doesn't give him crap back. ]
they aren't as nice as you are
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