I'd be pissed if a bunch of freeloaders robbed me.
( would she knock a building down in retribution? maybe. don't knock it until you try it. )
You got off lucky with a twisted ankle. It sounds like they could have turned you into roadkill. ( you know.... if they did, in fact, push him down. hmmmmm!!! ) Thank god they missed the face.
Have people really said that to you? To your face?
( he needs better friends, regardless of her dry humor and the fact that her flirting is mostly harmless. she’s a kid with a magnifying glass is all, seeing what happens. )
[ sometimes it's hard whether or not to classify murphy as a "friend" considering their very complicated history, but they've traveled so long, on and off, it's hard not to these days.
( being nasty to someone that doesn't deserve it isn't difficult to master, but that's not who she is now. on a good day. she's lacking the good days here. )
[ he can tell she tries to go for a tougher edge sometimes, but whether it's on purpose or not, she doesn't actually seem like a mean person. but he'll let her go with whatever she's trying to go for. ]
i've almost killed him a few times might still do it if i ever go back i told him i would and i like to keep my promises
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( would she knock a building down in retribution? maybe. don't knock it until you try it. )
You got off lucky with a twisted ankle. It sounds like they could have turned you into roadkill. ( you know.... if they did, in fact, push him down. hmmmmm!!! ) Thank god they missed the face.
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8 years and i'm still doing okay
[ probably more credited to his skills than just luck, but he's actually the bragging type. ]
most people would say it's a shame they didn't fix my face
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( he needs better friends, regardless of her dry humor and the fact that her flirting is mostly harmless. she’s a kid with a magnifying glass is all, seeing what happens. )
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guy's a pretty big jerk though
[ sometimes it's hard whether or not to classify murphy as a "friend" considering their very complicated history, but they've traveled so long, on and off, it's hard not to these days.
it's not like 10k doesn't give him crap back. ]
they aren't as nice as you are
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( being nasty to someone that doesn't deserve it isn't difficult to master, but that's not who she is now. on a good day. she's lacking the good days here. )
Did you break his nose? I would have.
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[ he can tell she tries to go for a tougher edge sometimes, but whether it's on purpose or not, she doesn't actually seem like a mean person. but he'll let her go with whatever she's trying to go for. ]
i've almost killed him a few times
might still do it if i ever go back
i told him i would and i like to keep my promises
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( no reason. )
Admittedly, I was giving you crap for specifying about the sex thing but you aren't hard on the eyes.
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i called dibs
[ not that she'd have a reason to, but he's making that clear, just in case. ]
what so
you think i'm nice looking?
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( she likes to know who to keep on watch. )
Don’t push your luck.
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[ he just tends to have tons of it. ]
what about not ugly
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( what’s he waiting for? i think you’re hot? )
Twice.
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[ oh, please. he's never heard those words in his life. ]
but i don't know
maybe you just really like cat ears or something
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( if the robots are monitoring this and animal characteristics shows up as a swapped square on her bingo card, she’s going to throw something. )
Don’t lose them.
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i don't judge or anything
you like what you like
[ is he testing her tolerance? maybe a little. ]
just don't be too weird about petting them
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( are they playing chicken? can she win? )
What happens if I want to climb on your lap and get the full cat-person experience?
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when it's weird weird
[ like it might end up being anyway. ]
isn't it usually the cat who climbs on someone's lap
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( it's already weird weird, whatever that is. )
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i'm saying if it's an actual cat experience i'd be the one doing it
[ it's in the triple weird realm now. ]
but it sounded like you're saying you want to sit on mine