[ he can tell she tries to go for a tougher edge sometimes, but whether it's on purpose or not, she doesn't actually seem like a mean person. but he'll let her go with whatever she's trying to go for. ]
i've almost killed him a few times might still do it if i ever go back i told him i would and i like to keep my promises
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[ he can tell she tries to go for a tougher edge sometimes, but whether it's on purpose or not, she doesn't actually seem like a mean person. but he'll let her go with whatever she's trying to go for. ]
i've almost killed him a few times
might still do it if i ever go back
i told him i would and i like to keep my promises
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( no reason. )
Admittedly, I was giving you crap for specifying about the sex thing but you aren't hard on the eyes.
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i called dibs
[ not that she'd have a reason to, but he's making that clear, just in case. ]
what so
you think i'm nice looking?
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( she likes to know who to keep on watch. )
Don’t push your luck.
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[ he just tends to have tons of it. ]
what about not ugly
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( what’s he waiting for? i think you’re hot? )
Twice.
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[ oh, please. he's never heard those words in his life. ]
but i don't know
maybe you just really like cat ears or something
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( if the robots are monitoring this and animal characteristics shows up as a swapped square on her bingo card, she’s going to throw something. )
Don’t lose them.
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i don't judge or anything
you like what you like
[ is he testing her tolerance? maybe a little. ]
just don't be too weird about petting them
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( are they playing chicken? can she win? )
What happens if I want to climb on your lap and get the full cat-person experience?
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when it's weird weird
[ like it might end up being anyway. ]
isn't it usually the cat who climbs on someone's lap
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( it's already weird weird, whatever that is. )
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i'm saying if it's an actual cat experience i'd be the one doing it
[ it's in the triple weird realm now. ]
but it sounded like you're saying you want to sit on mine