frackin | ( erku, inbox )

If I open a can of tuna, you would:

A.) Meow
B.) Rub against my leg
C.) Get tunnel vision
D.) NONE OF THE ABOVE

( super subtle. )

i'm not actually a cat you know

[ not that he doesn't get weird inklings and urges ever since those ears popped on his head, but — it's not like he's going to openly admit to it. ]

if i was a cat i wouldn't be able to write back
or take your quiz

[ is he being tested? ]

why would i rub on your leg that's weird

Not actually a cat ≠ not technically a cat.

( she sees you. )

I don't know. Isn't that what they do when they want something?

it's only ears
i didn't grow claws or a tail

[ never mind that he still did grow those ears. or something. he doesn't know how it happened, and he doesn't want to know. don't look at him. ]

yeah cats would i guess
but i'm a person

i'm not going to rub on your rub when i want something

Do they match?

( purely scientific curiosity and not mockery, of course. )

Rubbing against something you want isn't exclusive to felines. ( why is she like this? humor is more practical than screaming into a pillow. ) But fair enough.

( AHEM )

And I saw a guy full-on grooming himself in a patch of sunshine today, so I'm not ruling out anything.

to each other? i guess so

[ is that what she's talking about?

but — geez, she's not wrong, but does she need to call him out on that? ]

i think rubbing on anyone for tuna is exclusive to felines

[ rubbing for other things, that's — not a direction he's going to steer this conversation. ]

but no i'm not grooming myself or spitting up hairballs if you're trying to take a survey on my cat hobbies or something

( she absolutely has to. )

I'm trying to figure out which of the four people I know and can relatively stand ( *not care about ) I should be worried about. I'm glad you're okay, other than some cosmetic changes.

Would you tell anyone if you weren't?

[ learning that he's categorized as "can relatively stand" almost makes him a bit proud. with her, that feels like it might be a hard club to get into it. ]

probably not if it's really embarrassing

[ at least he's honest about that. ]

( nope, don't like that. )

What about if it was dangerous?

what could i even do that's dangerous

[ is she ... worried about him or something? ]

un: queen | backdated to earlier in the event, probably

cries about this nonsense

YOU NEVER KNOW

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omg rub on your leg not rub on your rub, thanks typo

shhh i know what you meant

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@ELVIRA

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